What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God?

Anoobis

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common