What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Previous Random Joke Next

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy