What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How did you sleep?

With closed eyes.

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)