Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

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How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm!

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*