Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.