Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Alderaan Jokes More Alderaan Jokes

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Alderaan Place Jokes More Alderaan Place Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.