Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

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What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

What's the difference between a chick pea and a walnut?

I've never had a walnut on my face.