What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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What do you call a Mexican carpet fitter?

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