What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.