What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt