What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

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What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss