Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

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What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!