Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"