What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.