What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

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What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.