When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

Why did the dyslexic fisherman go on a Paleo diet?

Because he was low crab of course.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

South Korea Jokes More South Korea Jokes

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.