What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What is the favorite note of a priest?

A minor

What's it called when a priest is always late?

Collared people's time

Lettuce Pray Jokes More Lettuce Pray Jokes

What do they say in vegetable church?

Lettuce pray.

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.