What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

Lettuce Pray Jokes More Lettuce Pray Jokes

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.