How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Qualify Jokes More Qualify Jokes

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*