Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

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What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."