Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

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Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram? One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a .

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu