What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

How do you turn a duck into a R&ampB Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.