What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.