What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

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What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip