What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

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What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.