What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur