What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.