What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.