Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

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Where do impoverished Italians live?

In the spaghetto

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.