Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

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What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

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What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls