What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

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What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.