Dye Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red?

Trans-ginger.

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

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They always end in a draw

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Yarn Jokes More Yarn Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

Intelligence Jokes More Intelligence Jokes

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Transginger Jokes More Transginger Jokes

What do you call a Redhead who dyes her hair Blonde?

TransGinger

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.