Dye Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red?

Trans-ginger.

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

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What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

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Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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Why don't Muslims have dirty minds?

Because they're so easily brainwashed.

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

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Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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What do you call a Redhead who dyes her hair Blonde?

TransGinger

What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?

Gingerbread

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Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

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Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)