To see if blondes have more fun.
A: Frosted Flakes.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.
He gets there before the hair...
Artificial Intelligence.
You dye a little on the inside.
He throws a block party.
Because they are neigh-sayers
A wash and wear wolf
Cut off his nose.