To see if blondes have more fun.
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
They pull up their pants.
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
Brainwashing.
Trans-ginger.
He was into inflation.
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.
The bogeyman.
