Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What did the witch put in her hair?

A: Scare spray.

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers