What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.