What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR