What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

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What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.