What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

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What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.