What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

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What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.