What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!