Tips waitress*
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
Meals on wheels
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
Zero. Somebody already did it.
A Reba!
Because he got cold feet.
Because they never leave a tip.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
