What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?

Both do hat tricks !

What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.