A: uh, me so sorry.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Because they never leave a tip.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
Then I frown & order the soup.
She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.
Tips waitress*
Couple's Daily Question Mug
If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.
Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.
gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously
The size of the tip.
I've bean everywhere, ma'am!
Always tip your server.
It was a soft drink.
Root beer.
This is non-cents!
I'm-in-a-cent!
Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!
He had tripped a fan.
There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.
Were both constantly penetrating your mom
They both like giving nickel rides to black men!
Miso impossible
Because he loves miso
Ebola soup!
My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)