A: uh, me so sorry.
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When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Because they never leave a tip.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
Then I frown & order the soup.
She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.
Tips waitress*
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If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.
Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.
gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously
The size of the tip.
I've bean everywhere, ma'am!
Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"
They only ...
GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go
You mean across
Hau Ling.
They both get ditched in the park
Pasta La Vista, baby!
Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!
Challah at ya boy!
So blind people can hate them too
Because they make themselves cross.
Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!
Because they were tailor made for it.
Baghdad!
She forgot to delete her Bowser history