A: uh, me so sorry.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Because they never leave a tip.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
Then I frown & order the soup.
She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.
Tips waitress*
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.
Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.
gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously
The size of the tip.
I've bean everywhere, ma'am!
A: She turned it over and used the other side.
Because when I get turned on things get really hot
A Tryptophanatic.
There were too many fowls.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Root beer.
It was a soft drink.
Because oct 31 = dec 25
An elevator can raise a child.
He died on the cross!
Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"
IHOP.
IHOP
he's legitimately concerned.
