Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream :)

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What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

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What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

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ALOHA SNACKBAR

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Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.