What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count ?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

What does a two-headed cat say??

Weow!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy :)

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you