One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
Your lawn won't cut itself.
One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!
Ending them.
Shedding season
Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,
They have a lot of patients
He has lots of antibodies.
Facial Hare
Weow!
Don't worry, be hoppy :)
Long neck or giraffed?
Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"
Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you