What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints