How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.