How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

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How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.