What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

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What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.