What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

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What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

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Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.