What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."