What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

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Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.