What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"