A row bot.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they all have trans-sisters
A syntax error.
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
He nuts and bolts
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
He nuts and bolts.
Because he nuts and bolts.
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
Because he screwed his wife!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.
Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.
Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.
A gender bender Bender fender bender.
Steel wool
A transition metal.
Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.
Mentally dis-cabled.
They torque.
RoboClop....so sorry
Because he was charged with battery.
They're robots in da skies.
They all have transisters.
Nothing personal."
A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a
Nuts & bolts!
Nuts and bolts
Stephen Hawking.
He falls off
ROBOT: twitch, spark
An olfactory reset.
Nut and bolt
Because they have trans-sisters.
Because they have nerves of steel
Yours tin-sincerely.
He was missing his winter gear
Because he was accused of Boolean.
A Psy-borg.
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
Brothers from Another Mothership.
They don't want to leave their brothers behind
Because it was charged with battery!
They are two tired
One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.
He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.
Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.
Tijuana build a snowman
Because she wanted to get rich milk.
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
Bond to succeed !
It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..
Step up: transformers :v
It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."
