A row bot.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they all have trans-sisters
A syntax error.
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
He nuts and bolts
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
He nuts and bolts.
Because he nuts and bolts.
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
Because he screwed his wife!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.
Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.
Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.
A gender bender Bender fender bender.
Steel wool
A transition metal.
Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.
Mentally dis-cabled.
They torque.
RoboClop....so sorry
Because he was charged with battery.
They're robots in da skies.
They all have transisters.
Nothing personal."
A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a
Nuts & bolts!
Nuts and bolts
Stephen Hawking.
He falls off
ROBOT: twitch, spark
An olfactory reset.
Nut and bolt
Because they have trans-sisters.
Because they have nerves of steel
Yours tin-sincerely.
He was missing his winter gear
Because he was accused of Boolean.
A Psy-borg.
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!
So they won't step on the fish.
The kernel was looking for him.
Because it was a lame joke.
They'll be back.
Don't stick around to find out!
The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.
She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
A receding hare line!
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
Marco Rubio
Hello, World!"
To get away from the PETA convention.
In a bucket
