What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

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Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.