Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.