Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest