What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)