What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !