What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)