What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

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What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

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Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.