What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad