What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

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What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.