Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.