Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life?

An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Floor Tile Jokes More Floor Tile Jokes

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!