What did the scientist say when he foun...

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

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What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

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