What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow "

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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."