What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

What do toads drink ?

Croaka-cola !

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What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

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What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

A morris dancer !

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is