Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.