Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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Because he was wayyy far out man.