What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.