What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What does a Frog use to fish with?

A TAD POLE.

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!