What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.