What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.