What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow